Do you ever wonder why people watch nascar? I do. If you want to watch fast things go around in circles just watch a chinese fire drill. Let's play a game. Its called By the Numbers. I give you a number and you guess what it is: 324. No, that's not C.C Sabathia's weight. That his the high price of a nascar ticket in dollars. 100: If you guessed Paris Hilton's weight times two you're incorrect. 100 dollars is the minimum ticket price for the Food City 500. Would you pay that much money to see a bunch of tools drive around really fast? You could wait at a redlight and watch two tools dragrace for free! Think about this if you're brother-in-law from Lousiana asks you to go to a race with him.

There are three important reasons (there are thousands of reasons) not to go to a Nascar race:

1) The noise... If you'd like to go watch nascar and listen to the noise you might as well strap yourself to the bottom of a 747. It's basically the same thing.

2) Have you ever been to a redneck state? Nascar races are simply another name for Redneck Reunion. Hugs and white shirtless guys. For those who work at Lemay Associates I'm not talking about Mike Rafuse.

3)Enjoy shitty food and ugly girls.

Hopefully this post made you think before you bought those tickets. If you bought tickets God bless you and enjoy 5 hours of the same thing every thirty seconds.