WOW

Your'e playing touch football in your backyard with your family. You're rushing in to sack the quarterback when suddenly your grandfather, older than dirt itself, throws himself at your knee caps knocking you to the ground. You're in excruciating pain because your grandfather's dome piece is as thick as a helmet. This is basically what happened in this weeks Vikings Vs. Texans meaningless preseason game.

Send me an email if you don't agree with this statement: Brett Favre is the biggest (and oldest) bitch in football. You need a stern talking to if you don't agree. He won't take a hit but he'll sure give an illegal one in a preseason game. Now, Brett is an old man so I understand that he doesn't want to take a hit (he's still a pussy) but that doesn't give him the right to spear someone into submission with his helmet in a preseason game! He had nothing to prove during the preseason. I know rednecks are stupid but when you're a guy like Brett Favre and you know you're a hall of famer you are going to have the starting job! He could've done as shitty a job as Jobe did looking for compassion and still started on the Vikings. Maybe that one particular play was a sign. Maybe 'Ol Brett doesn't have it anymore and he's looking to get hurt. Obviously this isn't the case but old men flying through the air must be stopped! 10 grand is pennies to a rich old man. If I was Eugene Wilson I would sue Brett for all he's worth (which isn't much). But anyways I want to get to my main point. Brett, I have a message for you: GO AWAY!