Plaxico Burress Shot! (by himself)

Plaxico Burress, while in a Manhattan club, shoots himself in the leg. There are so many things wrong with that! Luckily, for the Giants, this is just another excuse to finally get rid of him. This is the poor man's Randy Moss we're talking about here! He is a complete waste of talent. Burress could be the top wide reciever in the league but he decided to shoot himself. Every time I think of this story I laugh. Imagine if he got hit in the nuts. Now that would be a story. " "Superstar" shoots self in balls!" I feel bad for him though. The man makes millions of dollars and won't even play the rest of the season! But that's ok because he was out with a pulled hammy anyway! I wonder if that's what he was thinking when the gun went off. "Crap. I just shot myself in the leg. Oh wait a minute this is fine! I'm not going to play this week any way so i think im going to take the rest of the year off with full pay." All that money he has, has to go somewhere though. It's too bad that he can't use 1ook to bail himself out of jail. I hope he realizes that to be bailed out of jail for that kind of money he actually has to have friends or a really rich uncle that would want him back in society. He could always ask Tom Coughlin but im pretty sure that Tommy is actually happy about all this. Good luck Plaxico! (you need all the LUCK you can get.)